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Post by christopher on Jun 11, 2009 20:15:31 GMT -8
Now that's a nomination I can support. I second.
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matty
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Post by matty on Jun 12, 2009 6:40:45 GMT -8
Well I've no kids but here is a few of my sisters:
'We'd probably do better in a dictatorship' shes 15 btw and said it the other night when we were watching the news. And it was a feature about parliamentry payments. I felt like reciting the whole list of disastrous dictatorships but it was bed time.
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Post by Josh on Jun 12, 2009 20:25:06 GMT -8
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Post by matty on Jun 13, 2009 6:09:18 GMT -8
When i call it bed time to me its called- go to bed turn the light of and plug my radio in, then put headphones on and listen to it- time.
Anyway this is one of mine-
Asked for any questions about conirmation i considered saying- Will Bishop Toms sermon send me to sleep?
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Post by Josh on Jun 13, 2009 6:47:45 GMT -8
;D
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Post by Josh on Aug 10, 2009 22:05:38 GMT -8
Rose and I have been getting a kick out of the fact that Justus apparently doesn't know how to pronounce the word "except". He says "buttcept" instead, as in: "I wanted to go outside and play buttcept I had to go to the bathroom first...."
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Post by happyvalleymom.HREdgren on Aug 11, 2009 8:46:34 GMT -8
Wow...these are really funny!!! I have heard so many funny things from my boys especially lately but the first one that comes to my mind is when we were at McDonalds and Daniel wanted me to open up his new toy which was a little stuffed Dalmation doggy. He said, "Mom can I have my damnation doggy?"
David's funniest moment lately came after eating some really good breakfast burritoes that my husband had made. He was going on and on about how Howard should sell the burritos at a stand and we would become rich. I commented, "you really have a lot of faith in your daddy." to which he replied, "but I have a lot more faith in God!", then he added, "momma what's faith?"
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Post by Kirby on Aug 12, 2009 10:48:30 GMT -8
I took my nephew Keegan (6) to the park last month, and after playing for awhile, he needed to go to the bathroom. This park only had port-a-potties. I didn't realize this would be his first time in a port-a-potty.
"This is weird....Uncle Kirby, I don't like this. I don't like this at all."
Neither do I, Keegan.
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Post by Josh on Aug 12, 2009 11:54:46 GMT -8
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Post by christopher on Aug 12, 2009 19:17:19 GMT -8
William used to call those "photo" potties when he was little.
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Post by Josh on Sept 9, 2009 17:57:40 GMT -8
A new Rileyism for air conditioning: "Air confreshening"
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Post by sarah on Sept 23, 2009 14:17:31 GMT -8
So yesterday I was driving with both girls in the car. Things were quiet with both girls awake and calm (rare moment!). All of a sudden I heard Lindsay exclaim "Mommy, Victoria's learning to count!" In a very excited voice. I responded with a bemused , "really?" to which Lindsay replied, "yes! She's counting to three!". I looked int he rear view infant mirror to discover that yes indeed, Victoria was "counting" She has recently discovered her fingers and finds them rather fascinating!
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Post by Josh on Sept 24, 2009 20:45:21 GMT -8
A mom who helps out during school lunch gave us a choice quote from Justus.
After finishing lunch, on their way out to recess, Justus reportedly said to his friends,
"Let's go get us some girls!"
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Post by Josh on Sept 28, 2009 20:20:30 GMT -8
How about this for "out of the mouths of babes"- I did the old rope on the doorknob trick to pull out one of Justus' loose teeth tonight!!!
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Post by christopher on Sept 29, 2009 20:00:24 GMT -8
Classic ;D I have to share this one.... The other day, Jonathan said to me just before a spanking "Dad, I want to tell you something. If you don't spank me, I'll give you money" Sorry, that only works in the third world Jonathan.
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Post by Josh on Sept 29, 2009 20:09:01 GMT -8
I know you told me this on Sunday, but it had me laughing all over again.
Looks like you've got a budding businessman on your hands.
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Post by sarah on Oct 3, 2009 20:59:39 GMT -8
Classic ;D I have to share this one.... The other day, Jonathan said to me just before a spanking "Dad, I want to tell you something. If you don't spank me, I'll give you money" Sorry, that only works in the third world Jonathan. I've been trying the swat on the bum with Lindsay from time to time, but she gets me everytime with some variation of. "I don't like that mommy, don't hurt my bottom, that's not nice." Just go ahead and stab mommy with the knife right over here darling.....
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