By popular request, here are some of the church signs I gathered but did not have time to share on Sunday morning
Prevent Truth Decay: Brush up on your Bible
God is the Potter, not Harry
Jesus died for "Myspace" in Heaven
God Loves You, and he approved this message
(good for an election year)
Attitude is the crayon that colors our world
Sin sees the bait, but is blind to the hook
Lost? Try GPS "God's Salvation Plan"
Church Parking Only -Violators will be Baptized
Are you Humbly Grateful? or Grumbly Hateful?
To prevent sinburn, use Sonscreen
Where is God? We will show you or pay you$10
(real sign, not sure what they meant
)
Jesus invested his life in yours, have you shown any interest?
Don't wait for 6 men to carry you into Church
Forbidden fruits creat many jams
Body piercing saved my life!
If God is your co-pilot, switch seats!
Don't let worries kill you, let our Pastor help
And of course...
Ask us about our Vow of Silence
Easter is more than something to dye for
and
What is missing from Chch?