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b
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Church Signs Apr 21, 2008 10:48:44 GMT -8

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Post by b on Apr 21, 2008 10:48:44 GMT -8

By popular request, here are some of the church signs I gathered but did not have time to share on Sunday morning

Prevent Truth Decay: Brush up on your Bible

God is the Potter, not Harry

Jesus died for "Myspace" in Heaven

God Loves You, and he approved this message
(good for an election year)

Attitude is the crayon that colors our world

Sin sees the bait, but is blind to the hook

Lost? Try GPS "God's Salvation Plan"

Church Parking Only -Violators will be Baptized

Are you Humbly Grateful? or Grumbly Hateful?

To prevent sinburn, use Sonscreen

Where is God? We will show you or pay you$10
(real sign, not sure what they meant

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Jesus invested his life in yours, have you shown any interest?

Don't wait for 6 men to carry you into Church

Forbidden fruits creat many jams

Body piercing saved my life!

If God is your co-pilot, switch seats!

Don't let worries kill you, let our Pastor help

And of course...

Ask us about our Vow of Silence

Easter is more than something to dye for

and

What is missing from Chch?

"A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, program a computer, cook a meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects" - Robert A. Heinlein 1957

Josh Administrator Pastor, ACF Oh Oh Oh My God, my God, have you forsaken me Or is this grace disguised as adversity? Terry Taylor Posts: 9,888	Church Signs Apr 21, 2008 13:37:22 GMT -8 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Josh on Apr 21, 2008 13:37:22 GMT -8 " Don't let worries kill you, let our Pastor help" OK, I sooo want that one up in the parking lot
	You’ve got your methods I’m done with trying to guess all your moves I’m going where you want me to go I’ve got nothing left to lose Now I don’t wanna suffer But that’s in fact the nature of the beast If you want to get to higher ground You got to get there on your knees Terry Taylor

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Church Signs Aug 21, 2009 5:11:14 GMT -8

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Post by krhagan19 on Aug 21, 2009 5:11:14 GMT -8

Some more to add to my brothers wonderful list!
"There are some questions that cannot be answered by Google"
"Staying in Bed shouting 'Oh God' Does not constitute going to Church."
"Read the BIBLE it will scare the HELL out of you!"
"Walmart is not the only 'saving place'"
"Free coffee, everlasting life. Yes Membership does have its privileges."
"Artificial Inteligence is no match for Natural Stupidity"
"PRAYER! Wireless access to God with no Roaming charges."
"Forgive your enemies, it messes with their heads."
"God does not believe in Athiests, therefore Atheists do not exist."
"Don't be so open minded your brains fall out."
This would be good for these hot summer months "IF you think its hot here, imagine hell!"
"The most powerful position is on your knees."
"SALVATION GUARANTEED! or your sins cheerfully refunded."

Josh Administrator Pastor, ACF Oh Oh Oh My God, my God, have you forsaken me Or is this grace disguised as adversity? Terry Taylor Posts: 9,888	Church Signs Jan 24, 2013 19:36:05 GMT -8 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Josh on Jan 24, 2013 19:36:05 GMT -8 I despite this one I saw this week: "Faith makes all things possible. Love makes all things easy"
	You’ve got your methods I’m done with trying to guess all your moves I’m going where you want me to go I’ve got nothing left to lose Now I don’t wanna suffer But that’s in fact the nature of the beast If you want to get to higher ground You got to get there on your knees Terry Taylor

LadyAjax Intermediate Member Posts: 70	Church Signs Jan 25, 2013 11:13:29 GMT -8 Josh likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by LadyAjax on Jan 25, 2013 11:13:29 GMT -8 Ah. you "despite" it. You notwithstand it. Deep

Josh Administrator Pastor, ACF Oh Oh Oh My God, my God, have you forsaken me Or is this grace disguised as adversity? Terry Taylor Posts: 9,888	Church Signs Jan 25, 2013 13:27:03 GMT -8 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Josh on Jan 25, 2013 13:27:03 GMT -8 whoops
	You’ve got your methods I’m done with trying to guess all your moves I’m going where you want me to go I’ve got nothing left to lose Now I don’t wanna suffer But that’s in fact the nature of the beast If you want to get to higher ground You got to get there on your knees Terry Taylor

LadyAjax Intermediate Member Posts: 70	Church Signs Jan 26, 2013 22:08:40 GMT -8 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by LadyAjax on Jan 26, 2013 22:08:40 GMT -8 Eriks posted this on Facebook - reportedly a Catholic church and a Presbyterian church which are across the road from each other.

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Church Signs Jan 27, 2013 17:46:10 GMT -8

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Post by Josh on Jan 27, 2013 17:46:10 GMT -8

The Catholics definitely won that argument.

I mean, how do you expect to win an argument when you're on the side that "dogs don't go to heaven?" If you believe that you might as well keep it to yourself

And, yes, I'd include cats in that too.

You’ve got your methods
I’m done with trying to guess all your moves
I’m going where you want me to go
I’ve got nothing left to lose
Now I don’t wanna suffer
But that’s in fact the nature of the beast
If you want to get to higher ground
You got to get there on your knees

Terry Taylor

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